Welcome to Joey's Blog: February 2018

PIRACY OF THE BLACK PANTHER MOVIE

The currently most talked about movie, Black Panther is yet to be in the market but as you know, naija no dey carry last, a guy was seen hawking his own version in Lagos traffic.

The hustle is real !!

Nigerians and piracy is like bread and butter ..

MEGHAN MARKLE TOUTS BOND WITH FUTURE IN- LAWS AS TOGETHERNESS AT ITS FINEST

Meghan Markle has already bonded with her soon-to-be royal in-laws!

On Wednesday, the former Suits actress stepped out with her fiancé Prince Harry, Prince William, and Kate Middleton for their first official outing as a foursome. Clearly, Miz Markle has been accepted by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, as they were all smiles at an event for The Royal Foundation.

Once in a village there was an old man who was didn’t like his young neighbor. So he spread rumors saying, “My neighbor is a thief..”

One day a theft happened in same neighborhood and because of rumor everyone doubted that young man. As a result he was arrested.

For any other politician, this alone could be a career-ending scandal. For Donald Trump, it's barely a blip.

But we're going to break it down for you as quick as we can.

Barack Obama's inaugural committee raised a whopping $53 million for his inauguration. That money paid for all the inaugural music acts, balls, vendors. It actually beat the previous record, which was held by George W. Bush who raised $42.3 million for his inauguration events.

IPOB Leader Nnamdi Kanu reportedly Spotted in Ghana - BellaNaija

Nnamdi Kanu, leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), has been spotted in Ghana, The Cable reports.

Nnamdi Kanu was last seen in Nigeria just before the Nigerian Army raided his home in Abia State.

The whereabouts of the secessionist group’s leader has been debated for a while, with his lawyer asking that he be produced by the Nigerian Army.

Tiwa Savage is not only the Queen of Pop in Africa but also becoming few of the biggest female entertainers in the world. Vogue Website/Magazine has reviewed the world most stylish celebrity on Instagram with good fashion sense without failing to include Africa’s most recognized female celebrity Tiwa Savage.

Buhari Refuses To Sign Peace Corps Bill

President Muhammadu Buhari has withheld his assent on the Peace Corps of Nigeria establishment bill recently passed by the National Assembly.

Lionel Messi enjoys a stroll with his heavily-pregnant wife and son in Barcelona

Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi who's awaiting for the birth of his third son was pictured enjoying a stroll with his heavily pregnant wife Antonella Roccuzzo in the town.

Yes everyone has heard of this HOT Ombre Crotchet Curls @goldevolgue flooding the market.

But have you bought yours?

They come in various beautiful colours.

And guess what!

They are really affordable.

The days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

“How much is an ice cream sundae?”

“50 cents,” replied the waitress.

COLONEL SANDERS CEO KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN GOT 1009 REJECTIONS BEFORE HIS FIRST 'YES'

Succeeding in business is no easy feat. It’s too easy to let business knock you down. Instead of throwing in the towel when there is a business problem, pick yourself back up, buckle down, and get to work. These motivational stories prove that with a little hard work, any amount of business success is possible.

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KIM Kardashian has revealed the first official picture of her third child Chicago.

Naturally, the social media loving mum kept a Snapchat filter on her and the five-week-old tot for the adorable snap.

Kim admitted she’s struggling to keep her eyes open after welcoming the tot into the world.

Kim and husband Kanye West are also parents to children North, who is four and years old and Saint, who is two.

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Donald Trump - a man not famed for his modesty or lack of bravado - has claimed that he would have run in to the Florida school assaulted by a gunman, even if he was not armed.

As students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School prepare to return to school this week after an attack that left 17 pupils and teachers dead, the President told a meeting of the nation’s governors: “I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Incase you missed it, here is Jesse Lingard and Paul Pogba

Yesterday, Manchester United defeated Chelsea 2 - 1 in a Premiership clash to move to the second position in the league table, thanks to Jesse Lingard who scored the winning goal for his team. The attacking midfielder produced a wild celebration by performing the Black Panther 'Wakanda forever' salute.

Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be (possibly your roommate, neighbor, coworker, longlost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger) but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way.

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CNN’s anchor, Isha Isatu Sesay, has faulted President Muhammadu Buhari’s statement on missing Dapchi School girls.

Buhari in a statement on Friday confirming the abduction of the girls described the situation as a national disaster while assuring parents of safety of their wards.

"Don't condescend me boy, what you see standing. I see it clearer while seated."

It is even written in the Bible:

Children obey your parents and father's don't provoke your Kids.

Not trying to get all spiritual but just trying to make a Valid Point!

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $100 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $100 bill?”

Hands started going up.

Do more than just exist. We all exist. The question is: Are you living?

On a rainy Sunday morning 15 years ago, as Angel and I were struggling to cope with the recent, back-to-back deaths of two loved ones, I sat down at the kitchen table and had a full-blown intervention with myself. I read through hundreds of archived entries in five different journals I had kept over the years.

Facebook Owes Kylie Jenner About $16 Billion For Her Snapchat Shade!!!

OK, so Facebook doesn't *legally* owe Kylie Jenner $16 billion for her shade of Snapchat this week, but if you do the math from the day she made her comments about Snap's new app update, the money is staggering!!!

Jakes Guy: This is My Story

Please raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by the "friend zone."

I'll admit I once sat in the friend zone for more years than I can recount, and I was always waiting for my call up to the big leagues.

The friend zone is a cold, lonely place, and it's where no guy wants to end up.

There was little kid who used to study in 5th grade. Everyone in his class thought that he was one of dumbest kid in his class. His grades were so less that he himself thought same.

His report card showed his poor progress in his class but that didn’t bother him. He used to say to her mom, “It doesn’t matter very much..”

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In a good way though! LOLz!

Lamar Odom's interview on Access won't air until Monday, but in a new preview we can tell he's ready to be much more mature toward his ex.

HOW IVANKA TRUMP & JARED KUSHNER ARE REALLY LIKE AS PARENTS.

Ivanka Trump may be under a constant spotlight for her role as the president’s daughter and special assistant, but she’s a mother above all else. She and her husband, Jared Kushner, have three children together: Arabella Rose, 6, Joseph Frederick, 4, and Theodore James, 1.

LGBT community criticizes ?Black Panther? after a gay scene was allegedly cut out from the movie

The LGBT community is not happy about their total absence from the Marvel Studios’ blockbuster movie ‘Black Panther’

Kylie Jenner's Snapchat Shade Potentially Caused $1.3 BILLION Loss!

The social media queen has spoken… and things aren't looking good for Snapchat!

As we reported earlier this month, after the mobile app underwent a jarring transformation, Kylie Jenner told her millions of Twitter followers she was iffy about the new changes!

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Two dead bodies of the missing Dapchi schoolgirls abducted by the Boko Haram terrorists on Monday, in Yobe state, have been recovered by the Nigerian military during rescue operation on Wednesday

Reports also indicates that the Nigerian military rescued 76 of the schoolgirls. Boko Haram terrorists had, Monday, attacked the Government Girls Science Technical College (GGSTC), Dapchi, Yobe state, and abducted many of the girls.

London Fashion Week gets the Royal seal of approval as the Queen makes a surprise visit to Richard Quinn's front row on the 20th February.

The Queen made an astonishing surprise appearance at designer Richard Quinn’s show on the last day of London Fashion Week. It was Her Majesty’s first-ever fashion show, and - unlike most novices - she sat next to none other than Dame Anna Wintour, the American Vogue editor-in-chief often referred to as the queen of the fashion world - and the show she took in was an homage to herself.

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn to not judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.

The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall.

When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen.

Once upon a time a psychology professor walked around on a stage while teaching stress management principles to an auditorium filled with students. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the typical “glass half empty or glass half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, the professor asked, “How heavy is this glass of water I’m holding?”

Tennis legend, Serena Williams have revealed in an article with CNN, how she almost lost her life after giving birth to her daughter Olympia in September.

Kicking off a friends with benefits relationship can be a lot of liberating fun. After all, it's a hookup with no strings attached between two people who genuinely like and trust each other- without all of the responsibility or emotional drama that can come with a more serious relationship- sound ideal really, doesn't it? While it's obvious that one of the benefits is well, dun, more sex, there are some other potential ups and downs you might want to consider.

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Former Chelsea forward Didier Drogba's 17-year-old son Isaac has joined French Ligue 1 club, Guingamp.

Isaac Drogba, who like his father plays as a striker, has previously played for Chelsea's academy. He joins Guingamp 16 years after his father signed for the club in an £80,000 move from Le Mans.

Remember that Jennifer Lopez oldie? “Love don’t cost a thing”?

Well, we know in this generation, that might be quite a stretch but really why should it cost an arm and a leg to spend time with the one you love or even to get to know someone. I’m tempted to say if you ask me, na who I go ask?

So, we poked about and actually did some asking around and got some really cool ideas for low budget dates, hope this makes

EMMA WATSON DONATES $1.4M TO ANTI SEXUAL HARASSMENT FUND

Emma Watson is such a wonderful role model.

On Tuesday, it was revealed that the Harry Potter alum donated £1 million (approximately $1.4 million) to the Justice and Equality Fund. This U.K.-based organization was founded to fight against sexual harassment, assault, and discrimination. The foundation was inspired by the #MeToo and Time's Up movements.

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Has Blac Chyna's sex tape partner been identified??

That appears to be the case! As you surely saw, on Monday morning, a one minute and 23 second sex tape featuring Rob Kardashian's ex and a mystery man leaked on the internet. While Chyna was rightfully pissed about the violation, many wondered if her on-camera suitor had anything to do with the footage's release.

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Beware… YouTubers are out on the streets doing tutorials with their cars on autopilot! No kidding!

In the video, Jeffree Starr lets his Barbie Tesla do all the driving for him as he applies a full face of makeup without paying attention at all! OMG, you gotta watch

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Well, you don't believe me then Click on the link below and watch

https://youtu.be/cT_rEa4X1nA

YOU GOT TO STOP FEELING INSECURE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP. OWN IT!

When I was younger I often felt inadequate and “not good enough” to be friends, lovers, or business partners with certain people. Sometimes I simply couldn’t understand what others saw in me. I was very insecure.

I ended many promising relationships because of my insecurity. In my mind, it felt easier for me to end it before they did. Walking away rather than risking the heartbreak of rejection was how I justified my behavior to myself. But after awhile, as I grew emotionally, I began to realize that I wanted and needed the comfort and support of long-term relationships.

Every Sunday morning I take a light jog around a park near my home. There’s a lake located in one corner of the park. Each time I jog by this lake, I see the same elderly woman sitting at the water’s edge with a small metal cage sitting beside her.

Catholics Return To CAN Five Years After Walking Out ....

The Catholic Secretariat of Nigeria, CSN, has returned to the Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, after five years of walking out of the national Christian Umbrella body in the country over some irreconcilable differences with the leadership, that was later described as “political".

The Disney-Marvel movie “Black Panther,” which finds the superheroic T’Challa (Chadwick Boseman) returning to his remote African kingdom to assume the throne, roared into theaters over the weekend as a full-blown cultural event, breaking box office records and shattering a myth about the overseas viability of movies rooted in black culture.

I would like to believe that we all know about Office Etiquette, must dress officially-look presentable to clients, always have a smile on and greet guests but no one ever warns you about the usual office gossip or as I call it Office Politics, or my all time favourite Office Romance.

Paul Okoye a.k.a RudeBoy of the defunct Psquare group, was dragged into a banter after he shared a new photo on Instagram.

Between Paul Okoye and a fan who thinks he is stingy to himself lailasnews

14-year-old Nigerian girl sent to South Korea for prostitution by her sister, rescued Lailasnews 1

The Federal Government of Nigeria has rescued a A 14-year-old Nigerian girl that was sent to South Korea for prostitution by her sister.

This was disclosed at a conference held in Abuja by the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Foreign Affairs Mrs. Abike Dabiri Erewa. The minister mentioned that teenage girl was allegedly sent to South Korea by her sister to sleep with men.

We all want COMPANIONSHIP, we all want to be loved, to be cared for, to be told we look BEAUTIFUL and HANDSOME, we all want to be needed.

With the increasing rate of Divorce in the country and Christian marriages also as high, I see alot of single parents in the future. People who would rather focus on their career and when stable enough get either a surrogate (men) or a sperm doner (women) and have a family.

Jennifer Aniston's Split With Justin Theroux Is Pretty Similar to Her Divorce to Brad Pitt

Nearly identical statements, farewell trips to tropical destinations, and lifelong friends to lean on are just a few similarities between Jennifer Aniston's splits from Justin Theroux and Brad Pitt.

"Don’t let toxic people rent space in your head.

Raise the rent and get them out of there."

Surviving the ups, downs, and lightning storms of other people’s moodiness can be quite a challenge. It’s important, though, to remember that some moody, negative people may be going through a difficult stage in their lives. They may be ill, chronically worried, or lacking what they need in terms of love and emotional support. Such people need to be listened to, supported, and cared for (although whatever the cause of their moodiness and negativity, you may still need to protect yourself from their behavior at times).

A sad and scary day for people living in Florida, we all have to be vigilant and report any suspicious behaviour to the authorities.

Students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla. hid in closets as a gunman fired a semiautomatic weapon into their classrooms. Seventeen people were killed. »

South Africa's embattled President Jacob Zuma has resigned after intense pressure from his own party.

In a televised statement he said he was quitting with immediate effect but said he disagreed with his 'African National Congress 'ANC' party's decision. The ANC had told him to step down or face a vote of no confidence in parliament.

The secret to a good relationship is to meet the 'UngettableGirl', this is the kind of lady guys need.
I repeat Need not Want

Lets begin with an illustration of 3 women;

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